Horoscopes: 22 March 2017

AQUARIUS Your flatmates use your trip to the hospital as an excuse to get drunk in public. It sounds fun at first, but the puns of ‘Ale & E’ get tired very quickly. SCORPIO It’s time to...

Horoscopes: 14 March 2017

AQUARIUS After demolishing two plates of Teviot nachos in a new PB of seven minutes and 42 seconds, you adopt a food baby. You name him Eric and you love him dearly. SCORPIO Have you ever noticed how...

Horoscopes: 8th March 2017

AQUARIUS You discover Aldi’s chocolate crunch cereal, and promptly treat yourself to 12 boxes of the sugary goodness. After five straight weeks of the same breakfast, it will begin to look like a...